Give us an assessment on Patrick Kane’s mullet here.
Announcers just said Jonathan Kane.

“You’re having a heck of a good season and so is Jonathan Toews. I know you talked about this a little bit, but is there a friendly competition between you two the rest of the way here, where maybe you want to come out ahead on the points race?” (►)
it’s really too bad tazer hasn’t said the exact same thing about kaner. OH WAIT.
“Toews, captain of the NHL’s best team, has no vote. “But if I did, it would be Kaner,” says Toews. “He’s our MVP, and the league’s MVP. He’s explosive and is more responsible than ever with the puck.” (x)
Toews, captain of the NHL’s best team, has no vote
“But if I did, it would be Kaner,” says Toews. “He’s our MVP, and the league’s MVP. He’s explosive and is more responsible than ever with the puck.”
"http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=666719 (via sin-successfully)
“As for Toews, a rock of stability, the proposition that he could deprive Kane of votes—or vice versa—is immaterial. Broach the thought of winning the Hart Trophy with Toews and his eyes seem to glaze over with raging indifference.”
(via zarathuse)