May 2013
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you didn't have to look my way: michaonthemoon:... →
michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
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sealcat:
“and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy, for the player who has exhibited the best gentlemanly conduct goes to Patrick Kane”
Patrick Kane arrives on stage with his mullet and a lime green Cinco De Mayo t-shirt. He grabs the trophy and leans towards the mic, whispering “swag” before skateboarding away.
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I was trying to get him in the belly but I guess I got a little low so I’m sorry...
– Milan Lucic (OTR Next Question with Michael Landsberg)
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anglosexual:
misandryinhaiku:
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
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I asked my dad why he didn’t just buy the team.
– 8 year old Jonathan Toews’ solution for saving the Winnipeg Jets. (via hydrogene)
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